ZIARA YA OBAMA NCHINI KENYA NI GUMZO SASA HADI KITAA

If Obama was Kenyan.

Calls Uhunye...

Obama: Man, I need to tell you something

Uhunye: Niaje mzito, Ehe sema...

Obama: And please don't be mad

Uhunye: Weee niambie aki

Obama: I just remembered I have a meeting on Friday

Uhunye: Hauko serious...

Obama: I will still come

Uhunye: Aaaah weee maaani.

Obama: I promise I will pass by.

Uhunye: Utapitia ama Utakam?

Obama: Will Ruto be there?

Uhunye: Ziiiii Ziiii hatakuwa.

Obama: Are you sure?

Uhunye: Eeeeh hatakuwa, double sure, ata nimempea leave saa hii like 5 minutes ago.

Obama: Ok, I really wanted to talk to him

Uhunye: Ako apa mtaongea na yeye?

Obama: On friday, not now

Uhunye: Atakuwa. Utakam saa ngapi?

Obama: 1PM i will be there

Uhunye: Atakuwa from 6AM

Obama: Hopefully i will be there

Uhunye: Weee niambie ama unakuja ama hukuji

Obama: Hey stop the altitude

Uhunye: Ok, ok, Am very sorry, are you coming yes or no

Obama: I will tell you

Uhunye: Sawa, lakini utakam?

Obama: Let me call you back

Uhunye: After how long?

Obama: Evening

Uhunye: Ngai

Obama: I will call you

Uhunye: Ok niseme upikiwe ama usipikiwe friday

Obama: I will tell you

Uhunye: So Wapike?

Obama: I will tell you.

Uhunye: Ok, ama wasipike, ndio tusijiwaste

Obama: Ok, tell them to hold on first

Uhunye: So haukuji?

Obama: I might be late

Uhunye: Meeting itakuwa wapi nikupick?

Obama: Moscow

Uhunye: Uko ni far, Uko sure huezi kam alafu uende meeting?

Obama: Putin says its urgent

Uhunye: Bado mnaongeanga na huyo jamaa, yani. Wee kuja, huyo jamaa hakuwangi mpoa

Obama: I will call you. [Hangs up.]

Uhunye Calls Putin

Uhunye: Sema Bro

Putin: Am Good man

Uhunye: Nikuulize mnameet na Obama Friday ama ananienjoy...

Putin: Zi, kwani amekushow?

Uhunye: Poa. Thanks [Hangs up.]

Uhunye Calls Obama

Obama: Hello

Uhunye: Putin ameniambia hamuna meeting Friday...

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