ZIMA KILA KITU ILA WASHA JEMBE FM 93.7 MWANZA

ZIMA KILA KITU ILA WASHA JEMBE FM 93.7 MWANZA

Wednesday, July 22, 2015

ZIARA YA OBAMA NCHINI KENYA NI GUMZO SASA HADI KITAA


If Obama was Kenyan.
Calls Uhunye...
Obama: Man, I need to tell you something
Uhunye: Niaje mzito, Ehe sema...
Obama: And please don't be mad
Uhunye: Weee niambie aki
Obama: I just remembered I have a meeting on Friday
Uhunye: Hauko serious...
Obama: I will still come
Uhunye: Aaaah weee maaani.
Obama: I promise I will pass by.
Uhunye: Utapitia ama Utakam?
Obama: Will Ruto be there?
Uhunye: Ziiiii Ziiii hatakuwa.
Obama: Are you sure?
Uhunye: Eeeeh hatakuwa, double sure, ata nimempea leave saa hii like 5 minutes ago.
Obama: Ok, I really wanted to talk to him
Uhunye: Ako apa mtaongea na yeye?
Obama: On friday, not now
Uhunye: Atakuwa. Utakam saa ngapi?
Obama: 1PM i will be there
Uhunye: Atakuwa from 6AM
Obama: Hopefully i will be there
Uhunye: Weee niambie ama unakuja ama hukuji
Obama: Hey stop the altitude
Uhunye: Ok, ok, Am very sorry, are you coming yes or no
Obama: I will tell you
Uhunye: Sawa, lakini utakam?
Obama: Let me call you back
Uhunye: After how long?
Obama: Evening
Uhunye: Ngai
Obama: I will call you
Uhunye: Ok niseme upikiwe ama usipikiwe friday
Obama: I will tell you
Uhunye: So Wapike?
Obama: I will tell you.
Uhunye: Ok, ama wasipike, ndio tusijiwaste
Obama: Ok, tell them to hold on first
Uhunye: So haukuji?
Obama: I might be late
Uhunye: Meeting itakuwa wapi nikupick?
Obama: Moscow
Uhunye: Uko ni far, Uko sure huezi kam alafu uende meeting?
Obama: Putin says its urgent
Uhunye: Bado mnaongeanga na huyo jamaa, yani. Wee kuja, huyo jamaa hakuwangi mpoa
Obama: I will call you. [Hangs up.]
Uhunye Calls Putin
Uhunye: Sema Bro
Putin: Am Good man
Uhunye: Nikuulize mnameet na Obama Friday ama ananienjoy...
Putin: Zi, kwani amekushow?
Uhunye: Poa. Thanks [Hangs up.]
Uhunye Calls Obama
Obama: Hello
Uhunye: Putin ameniambia hamuna meeting Friday...

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