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SASA MWANZA NI KILA KITU

KARIBU KISIWA CHA RUBONDO

KARIBU KISIWA CHA RUBONDO

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Saturday, May 29, 2010

TUSONGE MBELE.

INGAWA SHUGHULI NYINGINE ZA BURUDANI NA HUDUMA ZA KAWAIDA ZINAENDELEA TRIPLE A CLUB IPO KTK MAKARABATESHENI KUNOGESHA MAMBO.

MUONEKANO WA BAR YA NJE YA UKUMBI WA TRIPLE A CLUB ARUSHA.

KITU MWONEKANO KWA FRONT.

JAMAA ANAITWA BORRY MANAGER WA TRIPLE A FM RADIO AKINIONESHA MCHUMA MPYA WA MATANGAZO LIVE MITAANI (OB-VAN).

BORRY THE NEW TRIPLE A's MANAGER ON HIS CHAMBER.

ARUSHA TECHNICAL COLLAGE MJENGO NILIO UMISI.

ARUSHA USIKU USINIULIZE WAPI MZEEYA, HAPA KWA PEMBENI HIVI CRDB.

Friday, May 28, 2010

MAWINGU CLUB ARUSHA PANA BENG ILE MBAYAAA.

KAMA NI SHANGWE BASI ZINA ZALIWA HAPA NA KUKULIA HAPA NI MAWINGU CLUB ARUSHA, ASKWAMBIE MTU SIKUDHANI KAMA NI PATAMU NAMUNA HII...BROTHERS AND FLOWERS UNAKULA NGOMA HUKU UKIICHEKI NGOMA KTK DVJ SYSTEM.

DVJ ALLY AKA MZEE WA KITU JUU YA KITU MTAMBONI WATUWEWEEEE.

FRENDZ.

KITU INGINE YA HATARI HII HAPA DVJ MASHA.

WOU.

Thursday, May 27, 2010

BRAZILI V/s TANZANIA.

WAKATI MACHO YA ULIMWENGU YAKIWA YAMEELEKEZWA AFRIKA YA KUSINI TIMU YA TAIFA YA BRAZILI ITATUA NCHINI JUNI 5 KUCHEZA MECHI YA KIMATAIFA YA KIRAFIKI DHIDI YA TIMU YA TANZANIA (TAIFA STARS).

BRAZILI MOJA KATI YA TIMU AMBAZO ZINAPEWA NAFASI KUBWA KUTWAA UBINGWA KOMBE LA DUNIA, ITATUMIA MECHI DHIDI YA STARS KUWA SEHEMU YA MAANDALIZI YAO YA FAINALI ZA KOMBE LA DUNIA ZITAKAZOFANYIKA KUANZIA JUNI 11 HADI JULY 11 NCHINI AFRIKA KUSINI.

BALOZI WA BRAZILI NCHINI TANZANIA BW. FRANSISCO LUZ AMESEMA TIMU HIYO ITAWASILI NA NYOTA WAKE WOTE WATAKAOSHIRIKI FAINALI HIZO.

TAJUMBE WAWILI WA TIMU HIYO WAPO NCHINI KUZUNGUMZA NA UONGOZI WA SHIRIKISHO LA SOKA TANZANIA (TFF) PAMOJA NA KUFANYA MAANDALIZI KABLA YA TIMU HIYO KUTUA KWA TIMU HIYO.

HAPA NA PALE.

NYUMA YA SOKO KUU LA MJINI ARUSHA ENGO HII NDIYO YA VIATU VYA MTUMBEX, NA VILE UTAKAVYO VYAA MWENYEWE KWA MARA YA KWANZA. AMINI KUNA VIATU HADI VYA MAFUNGU, PESA YAKO TU MZAZI.

SOKO KUU LA ARUSHA BIDHAA KIBAO, WANUNUZI KIBAO NA WATU KIBAO WAMATAIFA HADI NJIA NGUMU KUPITIKA.

SI UWEKEZAJI KTK BIASHARA KUBWA PEKEE NDIYO WAHITAJI UBUNIFU ILI BIDHAA KUUZA SOKONI LA HASHA, USHINDANI UPO HATA KWA WAJASILIAMALI WADOGO. CHEKI DISPLEY ILIVYOTANDAZA SAMBUSA, VITUSU, CHAPENGA, VISHENGA NA MAANDANGWA, WAPI UJI WA PILIPILI NISUKUMIE, WAHLAH UTE WANITOKA MIE!

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

USIJESEMA SIJAKWAMBIA CHUNGUZA MJOMBA ........


habari,
nilikuwa nikipita katika mtandao nikiperuzi peruzi,
daah nimekutana na habari za kunistua saana
kuhusu freemason, kama nilivyosoma ngoja nicopy na kupaste
hii habari iliyoandikwa na kithuku

Freemason mwingine maarufu ambaye anataka kukamilisha kazi ya kuwawekea binadamu wote alama ili iwe rahisi zaidi kuwakontrolu (kwamba asiyekuwa na alama hii hataweza kushiriki manufaa ya ulimwengu huu ambayo yatakuwa ni makubwa sana) ni Rockfeller, tajiri mwenye Foundation/Institute inayo-sponsor mambo mengi ya maendeleo duniani. Rockfeller na freemasons wenzie wana vision yao ya wanachokiita "New World Order" (pata details hapa: http://www.nexusmagazine.com/articles/rockefeller.1.html). Katika vision hiyo, Rockfeller anapendekeza mradi wa kuwawekea binadamu wote "microchip" mwilini, ili rekodi za kila binadamu ziweze kufuatiliwa katika computer moja ulimwenguni kote, na ziwe accessible kupitia connection ya satellite. Kwa hiyo hicho ki-microchip kinakuwa na unique identification number kwa kila mwanadamu ( kama zile identification codes za bidhaa kwenye supermarkets), ukipita popote hakuna haja ya kuulizwa kitambulisho, hiyo microchip ndiyo access code. Asiye na microchip akitaka kupita kama ni kwenye huduma (airport, hospitali, maktaba etc) milango inakataa kufunguka! Kwenye hospitali huhitaji kutaja jina lako, ukiingia tu chumbani kwa daktari, kuna chombo kinasoma microchip iliyoko mwilini mwako, mara moja rekodi zako zote zinatokea kwenye screen ya computer ya daktari! Hakuna kuulizana majina, sijui umri nk. Mengi kuhusu mradi wa microchipped population yanapatikana hapa: http://www.illuminati-news.com/2007/0130a.htm. Wasioelewa athari za hiyo microchipped population wanaweza kudhani ni maendeleo makubwa haya! Sivyo ndugu zanguni, ni mbinu ya kuwaingiza watu wote kwenye freemasonry kwa lazima (maana kila asiye na alama hiyo atakosa huduma muhimu). Kwa taarifa yenu huu mradi umeshajaribiwa kwenye wanyama kama mbwa na umeonekana kuwa unafanya kazi kama inayokusudiwa (rejea: http://petcaretips.net/microchipping-dog.html). Ukiwa na hiyo microchip implant mwilini mwako, wanaweza kukufuatilia popote ulipo na chochote unachofanya kwa wakati huo kupitia satellite (hata ujifiche wapi!). Huku UK kuna campaign za kupinga kitu hicho ambacho watu wanahisia kinakusudiwa kuanzishwa katika miaka 10 ijayo. Lakini kutokana na mradi wenyewe kuwa hi-tech, ni wachache wanaoujua, na hata kampeni za kuupinga ziko kwenye mtandao wa internet zaidi ambako watu wanaombwa ku-sign petition kuupinga. Details hapa: http://web.ukonline.co.uk/mandrob/html/id_cards_microchipped_populati.html.

umeona eeehh kazi ipo

ARUSHA LEOLEO!

MIE NA KITU CHA MLIMA MERU ARUSHA.

SI MASIHARA BALI IMARA KAMA MNARA WA MWENGE WA UHURU A TOWN.

METROPOLE CINEMA KWA SISI WAPENZI WA FILAMU ENZI HIZO MAHALA HAPA TULIKUWA TWABANANAJE! WAJANJA WOTE HAPA KWA NDANI UKUMBINI NDO KIOTA.

SI MASIKHARA KAMA ANA RUN PROGRAM HIVI MCHIZI ANAITWA D-OMMY.

ME WITH MY BROO DJ ALLY IN THA BUILDING.

MCHESHI, MCHANGAMFU, UKIFANYANAE BIZNES LAZIMA IFANIKIWE, L&G NAMTAMBULISHA KWENU.....---> AFISA MASOKO MR. DOMMY.

KUTOKA CHAMA LAITWA FURAHIA DJZ KINARA ANAITWA DJ ALLY AKA MZEE WA KITU JUU YA KITU, ANAGONGA NGOMA PALE MAWINGU CLUB ARUSHA NASKIA PANABAMBA KINOMANOMA KESHO J5 TWENDE LADS NIGHT, KISHA TUONEEEEE.

D-OMMY AGAIN.

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

ANGALIA KOMBE LA DUNIA LIVE 2010 KWA TSH 9,000/= TU KWA MWEZI.

WAPENZI WA HABARI NA TAARIFA MBALIMBALI ZA MICHEZO NA BURUDANI WANAFURSA YA KUJIONEA YOTE HAYO KWA URAHISI KUPITIA STARTIMES.
KWA SASA KUNA CHANEL ZIPATAZO 30 ZA KIMATAIFA NA KITAIFA VIDEO ANGAVU BILA KUJALI HALI YA HEWA DAKIKA MOJA TU KUJIUNGA BILA DISH BEI ITAKAYOMWEZESHA KILA MTU KUNUNUA.

KING'AMUZI (Dikoda)
Tsh:70,000
kwa matumizi yako.

Maduka ya startimes Dar es salaam:
Maduka yamefunguliwa Kariakoo na Tegeta
Maduka yatakayofunguliwa mwezi wa nne: Buguruni, Ukonga, Mikocheni.

Maduka ya startimes Mwanza:
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orodha ya chaneli zitabadilika bila taarifa.

Monday, May 24, 2010

CHEKA KIDHUNGU!



Kids Are Quick

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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America ..
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this kid)
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog...
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher

TSEHE TSEHEZ!

LIYUMBA JELA MIAKA MIWILI.

Aliyekuwa Mkurugenzi wa Fedha na Utawala wa Benki Kuu Amatus Liyumba akiwa kizimbani dakika chache baada ya kuhukumiwa kifungo cha miaka miwili gerezani baada ya kupatikana na hatia ya kutumua vibaya madaraka wakati wa ujenzi wa maghorofa pacha ya benki hiyo jijini Dar. Mahakimu wawili kati ya watatu walimwona Liyumba ana hatia wakati mmoja alimwona hana hatia. Hata hivyo kwa mujibu wa sheria ya wengi wape, hukumu ya miaka 2 inasimama.

Liyumba akishauriana na mawakili wake baada ya hukumu.

PICHA ZOTE NA HABARI BY. ISSA MICHUZI

Sunday, May 23, 2010

MWANZA OOO MWANZAA, MWANZA MJI MZURI...

KAUNTA YA KIRUMBA RESORT. BAR ILIYO MAARUFU JIJINI MWANZA, TULIZO TOSHA KWA WAGENI NA WENYEJI, MAHIRI KWA MICHEMSHO, NA VICHOMWA VYA AINA ZOTE. MARA NYINGI HUWA NAPENDELEA KUJA KUCHEKI BALL HAPA.

FLORIDA HOTEL KIOTA TULIVU KINACHOPATIKANA NYAKATO NJE KIDOGO YA JIJI BARABARA YA KUELEKEA DAR ES SALAAM.

MUJI WENYE MAJI BARRRRRIIIDI NA SAMAKI WATAMU MAMA.